5 Reasons Not To Get Your Booty Call A Christmas Gift

1. He’s Absolutely Not Getting You One

Let’s face it. No matter how generous or nice you are, it’s always ideal to be receiving a gift in return for your efforts. Most of the people you buy gifts for are people who you know will return the favor. No matter how nice/cool/big-dicked your fuck buddy is, I can guarantee he’s not getting you a Christmas gift. Shit, guys with girlfriends don’t always remember to get their girls’ Christmas gifts, why the hell would your non-boyfriend get you one? Hate to break it to you, but if a guy wanted to do nice, “boyfriend-y” things for you, he would be your boyfriend already. Don’t waste your time (or money) on a dude whose only gift to you is dick.

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Wait, I lied, your fuck buddy might get you a Christmas gift…I hope you like pearl necklaces!

3. He’s Going To Get Weirded Out

Boys love to freak out about how girls want to date them soooo badly. If you so much as like his Instagram photo, he’s probably going to be talking shit to his dudes about how you want to wife him up so badly. If you get him a legit Christmas gift (or God forbid, a card), you’re going to send him running for the hills. I mean shit, a card has words, and words kind of relate to emotions, and boys don’t like emotions unless they’re fake and they’re using them to get in your pants.

4. All His Friends Will Know About It

The only thing more embarrassing then getting your booty call a Christmas gift is other people knowing about you getting your booty call a Christmas gift. He’s going to either brag to all his friends about how his dick game is so good that you bought him a pair of boxers, or ask his friends for advice on how to drop the hint that he’s not looking for anything serious.

5. Save Your Money For Important Shit 

Instead of getting your booty call a Christmas gift, why don’t you get yourself a Christmas gift? No boy is really going to be able to figure out what you want anyways. Instead of leaving casual “hints” about what you’re feeling for the holidays, get your ass on the internet and treat yo’ self instead. Boys come and go, but you and those stiletto heels you’ve been eyeing are here to stay!

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