Galore’s Real-Life Valentine Studs: Noel, Aspiring Navy SEAL

Valentine’s Day is around the corner. We could be interviewing celebrities, Instagram models, and other guys whose PR teams would restrict half of their answers, but we went a different route.

After all, wouldn’t you rather hear what real guys think about sex? As in, guys who you might actually have a shot at matching with on Tinder this weekend or running into at the bar on February 14th with the other drunk singles.

We’re counting down a new sexy dude every day until Valentine’s Day, and today’s V-Day crush is Noel.

Noel is a recent college graduate from California with dreams of becoming a Navy SEAL officer. He’s currently looking forward to his ship-out date. Previously, Noel spent his college years as a D1 athlete (which explains his banging body).

If  you could have a threesome with two celebrities, who would you choose?

Olivia Wilde and Margot Robie.

Have you ever hooked up with someone and started to regret it immediately? Why?

Yes, of course. I’m a “yes man,” I do stuff without thinking. When I start thinking I’m like, “what am I doing?”

What’s one weird thing you know about sex that you wish you didn’t?

That girls probably have sex more than I do. I know girls can get laid easier, and for the most part they do.

What’s your biggest dating deal breaker?

If they’re not interesting.

What makes a girl interesting?

If she works hard at something. I find hard work interesting, that’s what I like. I like to hear their struggles, the amount of work they put into something. It’s admirable, I appreciate that.

What’s the one thing that will instantly turn you on in bed?

When a girl is aggressive. If she pushes me on the bed and reaches for my belt without me having to do anything, it’s a turn on because you know she wants it.

Do you think more girls need to be aggressive?

It definitely puts a smile on a dude’s face if a girl is pushing him onto the bed and doing all that.

What’s the one thing you refuse to do in bed?

I guess no butt play… on my part.

Describe your type in three words:

Blue or green eyes, interesting, and can hold a conversation.

Describe what type you are:

Determined, athletic, caring.

What are you going to miss most about girls when you join the Navy?

To be honest, it’s kind of a douche-y answer, but probably making fun of them. Making them laugh by teasing them. I like to make girls laugh.

What’s the lamest pickup line you’ve ever used?

“Hi, I’m drunk. What’s your name?”

What’s the craziest thing a girl has asked you for in bed?

When I think I’m going hard and killing it, and she asks for it harder. I’m like, “If I go any harder I’m going to hurt you.”

If your Valentine was to lick any food product off of you what would it be?

Ice cream.

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