Galore’s Real-Life Valentine Studs: Andrew, Construction Worker

Valentine’s Day is around the corner. We could be interviewing celebrities, Instagram models, and other guys whose PR teams would restrict half of their answers, but we went a different route.

After all, wouldn’t you rather hear what real guys think about sex? As in, guys who you might actually have a shot at matching with on Tinder this weekend or running into at the bar on February 14th with the other drunk singles.

We’re counting down a new sexy dude every day until Valentine’s Day, and today’s V-Day crush is Andrew.

Andrew is a construction worker from Pennsylvania. He loves cooking with his big Italian family, and if you’re lucky he’ll serenade you with some Bruce Springsteen on his guitar.

If you could have a threesome with any celebrity couple who would it be?

Ellen and her wife.

Have you ever hooked up with someone and immediately regretted it? Why?

Yes. I was pretty wasted. I knew she wasn’t my type, but I was drunk, and I realized what I was doing about five minutes in when it was already too late.

What’s your biggest dating deal-breaker?

Probably if everything has to be on social media. I fucking hate social media.

Do you have social media accounts?

Yes, but the last time I put up a picture was about 40 weeks ago. I look at it, but I don’t like putting stuff out there.

What’s the one thing that will make you fall for a girl?

If she could cook with my grandmother. A nice Italian woman.

Do you only date Italians?

No, I’m open to everything.

What’s something that will instantly turn you on in bed?

I guess, if she whispers something dirty in my ear. Something freaky, not just dirty, like — whoa!

What’s something you refuse to do in bed?

Butt stuff, if it’s on me.

What’s the craziest thing someone has asked you for in bed?

Butt stuff. I thought it was on her, but then I realized she was trying to stick a finger up my ass and I was like, “you don’t want to go anywhere near that.”

Describe your type in three words:

Smart, charismatic, and caring.

Describe what type you are in three words:

Hard-working, bad-ass, and athletic.

What do all of your exes have in common?

They were all from Tinder, just kidding, that was only one…it was a mistake. I don’t think they have anything in common…

What type of person hits on you the most?

It used to be cougars when I had a mustache, but not anymore.

What’s the best gift someone could get you for Valentine’s Day?

A bottle of whiskey.

What kind?

I’m a Jack Daniels fan, but if you want to get more pricey, Maker’s Mark.

Blue label?

That’d be awesome. I’d be in love.

What’s the worst pick up line you’ve used?

I was really fucked up, when I’m drunk I’m a puppet. My buddy said “go over to that girl and tell her you want to count shoulders,” so I did it.

 

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