Galore’s Real-Life Valentine Studs: Andrew, Construction Worker
Valentine’s Day is around the corner. We could be interviewing celebrities, Instagram models, and other guys whose PR teams would restrict half of their answers, but we went a different route.
After all, wouldn’t you rather hear what real guys think about sex? As in, guys who you might actually have a shot at matching with on Tinder this weekend or running into at the bar on February 14th with the other drunk singles.
We’re counting down a new sexy dude every day until Valentine’s Day, and today’s V-Day crush is Andrew.
Andrew is a construction worker from Pennsylvania. He loves cooking with his big Italian family, and if you’re lucky he’ll serenade you with some Bruce Springsteen on his guitar.
If you could have a threesome with any celebrity couple who would it be?
Ellen and her wife.
Have you ever hooked up with someone and immediately regretted it? Why?
Yes. I was pretty wasted. I knew she wasn’t my type, but I was drunk, and I realized what I was doing about five minutes in when it was already too late.
What’s your biggest dating deal-breaker?
Probably if everything has to be on social media. I fucking hate social media.
Do you have social media accounts?
Yes, but the last time I put up a picture was about 40 weeks ago. I look at it, but I don’t like putting stuff out there.
What’s the one thing that will make you fall for a girl?
If she could cook with my grandmother. A nice Italian woman.
Do you only date Italians?
No, I’m open to everything.
What’s something that will instantly turn you on in bed?
I guess, if she whispers something dirty in my ear. Something freaky, not just dirty, like — whoa!
What’s something you refuse to do in bed?
Butt stuff, if it’s on me.
What’s the craziest thing someone has asked you for in bed?
Butt stuff. I thought it was on her, but then I realized she was trying to stick a finger up my ass and I was like, “you don’t want to go anywhere near that.”
Describe your type in three words:
Smart, charismatic, and caring.
Describe what type you are in three words:
Hard-working, bad-ass, and athletic.
What do all of your exes have in common?
They were all from Tinder, just kidding, that was only one…it was a mistake. I don’t think they have anything in common…
What type of person hits on you the most?
It used to be cougars when I had a mustache, but not anymore.
What’s the best gift someone could get you for Valentine’s Day?
A bottle of whiskey.
I’m a Jack Daniels fan, but if you want to get more pricey, Maker’s Mark.
That’d be awesome. I’d be in love.
What’s the worst pick up line you’ve used?
I was really fucked up, when I’m drunk I’m a puppet. My buddy said “go over to that girl and tell her you want to count shoulders,” so I did it.