QUIZ: “WHATCHU KNOWLES ABOUT THAT”- Are You Jay, Bey Or Solange?
OMFG. Even I cannot believe that I am actually doing this but honestly if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. As much as this news story infuriates me, I know that everyone loves a little family drama now and then, and this one is so mysterious that all of Planet Earth’s news has screeched to a halt. If this is still an issue that you care deeply about, take my quiz and find out which member of SolangeGate2014 you belong to.
1.What kind of outfit do you typically wear?
Long skirts, bright colors, bold prints, and your hair is literally as big as your personality.
B. Form-fitting, lots of metallic and sparkles. All that matters is that if there were three of you, YOU would be the one standing out.
C. Leather jackets, sunglasses even at the most inappropriate times, and an entire wardrobe of black, white, and grey.
What is your career situation right now?
A. You’re doing fine.
B. You’re killing it. You’re amazing at what you do and you look flawless while doing it.
C. You’re really good at making money. You were born to be a businessperson. You used to sell drugs to live but now you’re on the righteous path. Make that money BB!
What is your biggest problem right now?
A. Losing your boyfriend for good.
B. You don’t have any problems. You’re perfect.
C. Ummm you got 99 problems.
What is your favorite thing about yourself?
A. Your style. You just look like a really cool person, and you’re honestly not sorry bout it.
B. Does it have to be one thing?
C. Your work ethic. You’ve been through it and it’s been a hell of a struggle. but you’re thrivin’.
What is your favorite sports accessory?
A. Your black belt in karate that you apparently have.
C. You don’t play sports, you’re too busy counting your money.
What would you do if you were stranded on an island?
A. Eat your brother-in-law.
B. You would make it work because you’re a survivor.
C. Drown yourself in the sea because without money, what is there to live for?
What would you do if your friend got in a bar fight?
A. You would literally join in.
B. You would stand there and watch.
C. Well, you are probably the reason why this fight happened.
On a weekend night people can find you at…
A. Home hanging out with your family. Proud Family status.
B. Not at any Rihanna after parties
C. At as many Rihanna after parties as possible.
What do you normally post on Instagram?
A. You don’t post, you just delete people.
B. Pics of your sis.
C. You don’t have an Instagram.
What happened in that elevator?
A. I don’t know
B. I don’t care
C. Can we pay attention to the polar ice caps melting now?
If you chose mostly A’s you are…
You literally don’t care what anyone says because you march to the beat of your own drum. You’re favorite things are being stylish and beating people up when they piss you off; especially in public places. You’re obsessed with your family and would do anything for them. You definitely have your priorities straight, girl.
If you chose mostly B’s you are…
You’re flawless and you woke up like this. You are a survivor but not much of a fighter. You prefer to watch and let things unfold. You really like drunk hookups, being married to your husband, and taking over the world. Being fabulous is your priority.
If you chose mostly C’s you are…
You are really good at making money. You’re obsessed with New York, sunglasses, and your empire. You run this town tonight. And every night for that matter. But sometimes you get caught in the middle of family drama. Just relax and get that dirt off your shoulder and everything will work itself out.
Rula Al-Nasrawi is a Columbia Graduate whose writing has appeared in Vice, The Atlantic, and other online publications. Her first language is valley girl. Californian bred, NYC residing. @RulaOfTheWorld