PSA: Ewan McGregor’s Dick is Huge & Other Celebs Who Are Packing
How do we know this? While I would love to say that it’s because I had a casual run in with Ewan at a club last night and ended up in his penthouse suite… it is not. BUT the source of this news is from another hottie I’d love to be in bed with- Colin Farrell.
Unfortunately for us all, Farrell and McGregor are not having naked pillow fights. The reason Colin has this lovely bit of information is because apparently the two actors were in the nude quite frequently while filming Woody Allen’s thriller Cassandra’s Dream in 2007 (this movie just moved to number one on our must-see list, for obvious reasons).
In the latest issue of Nylon Guys, Farrell explicitly states:
“I don’t think Ewan is as proud of his penis as most men who are as well hung would—or should—or could be. I think that’s the greatest demonstration of his innate humility, that he doesn’t wear it like a badge of honor.”
Our dick logic says that a guy who can talk openly about how big another guy’s peen is, probably has a pretty big one himself (that’s just penis common sense, right?). Colin and Ewan, wanna come to the Galore office to film Cassandra’s Dream part two?
If we can’t get Ewan to ourselves, we’ve heard that these famous dudes are also packing below the belt:
I mean, you don’t have to believe me, feel free to watch him and Kim Kardashian’s sex tape.
Rumor has it that his fellow actors on Mad Men have condemned it for being too distracting!
We pray that our future husbands look this great at 36. Charlize Theron, his co-star in Shame (where he has a FULL FRONTAL NUDE SCENE) said that his “penis was a revelation” and that she is ” available to work with it anytime.”
Dame Judy Dench has said “it’s an absolute monster.” As if he could be anymore perfect..
Porn Star Corina Taylor claimed “I’ve been a porn actress for three years, and Jared was the most I ever had to work with.” We’ll take a shot at it Corina!
Considering how scary he is, it only makes sense for his cock to follow suit. Janice Dickinson wrote in her memoir that “he unzipped his pants, and an Evian bottle fell out.”
Figure we would end with another hottie who’s dick you can actually check out for yourself, thank god for sex tapes.