6 Ways the PLL Girls Screwed Themselves Over Last Night
Youâ€™d think that after seven seasons the cast of Pretty Little Liars would have learned a thing or two about not sabotaging themselvesÂ but sadly, they havenâ€™t.
Hereâ€™s how the girls all played themselves in last nightâ€™s episode.
Hannaâ€™s gone to great lengths to prove sheâ€™s not a dumb blonde. And yet, this bitch set herself up for failure on not one, but two occasions in this episode.
First, she straight up had a mental fart when trying to explain to Mona why the random fancy rich girl couldnâ€™t wear one of her dresses.
Instead of calmly explaining that she didnâ€™t actually design 100% of the dress, Hanna just kept blabbering, â€œitâ€™s not an optionâ€ and â€œshe canâ€™t wear that dress,â€ as if Mona ever took no for an answer.
Hell, Mona even asked her point blank why that dress wasnâ€™t an option and Hanna just stood there in silence.
Then at the end of the episode Hanna blatantly ignores the signs sheâ€™s waking into a booby trap.
She goes to pick up a pair of shoes from the town cobbler and somehow doesnâ€™t instantly see a setup when the shop is dark, nobodyâ€™s around, and yet the door is mysteriously unlocked.
Obviously she ends up getting trapped in a large cage and promptly has a well-deserved panic attack.
Still, itâ€™s hard to even feel bad for her because when you know a psychoâ€™s hunting you, itâ€™s generally best to avoid walking into rooms that look like this:
Get. A. Grip.
Unlike Hannaâ€™s acts of stupidity, Ariaâ€™s are pretty damn understandable.
In case you forgot, Ariaâ€™s booÂ is still in NYC hanging out with his ex who he thought died, otherwise he never would have gotten back together with Aria in the first place.
Shortly after the episode begins, Ariaâ€™s confronted by a thirsty, thirsty journalist looking for a quote about how things are going between Ezra and his long-lost fiancÃ©e, to which Ariaâ€™s only response is, â€œummmmm fake news fuckboi you got your story wrong, he’s only ever been engaged to one hoe and that’s me BYE.â€
Then after veryÂ dramatically telling him off she proceeds to spend the rest of the day with a guy whoÂ she is not engaged to named Holden.
She even goes so far as to get dinner with him where she promptly leaned her head on his shoulder while he looked at with “cuddle with me” eyes.
Do you smell trouble, or is it just me?
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Honestly, Iâ€™m torn about what to think of Spencerâ€™s act of playery.
On the one hand, going to the cops about Mary Drake, the creepy woman who may have shot Spencer even though sheâ€™s also Spencerâ€™s long-lost Mom, sounds like a good idea.
Yes the Rosewood police department is infamously incompetent, but Mary Drake is armed and potentiallyÂ psycho.
But on the other hand, thereâ€™s just so much Spencer and the gang hasnâ€™t told the police that could put them in jail.
If youâ€™re gonna tip the police off to part of your scheme, you need to tell them the whole enchilada or youâ€™re gonna wind up looking sus.
Thank fuck Spencer always seems to be fucking a cop, right?
I just donâ€™t know what to do about Emily.
Girlâ€™s barely out of college and already went straight back to her high school to be a teacher, which should have been a sign to everybody that something was wrong in that pretty little head of hers.
Anyway, the new Rosewood high mean girl named Addison Derringer and Emily have a little flex off and even though Emily wins, she also loses.
Addison makes up a lie that Emilyâ€™s feeling up and ogling her underage students and starts spreading it around to the faculty.
Emily gets a message from that psychotic board game they have to play and ends up confronting Addison about about how much of a bitch she is.
Ironically, itâ€™s very inappropriate behavior and even though Emily technically wins the fight, you just know sheâ€™s setting herself up to lose the war.
Seriously, will these girls ever learn?