Play Kill, Marry, Bang With Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid And Jourdan Dunn

We’ve known the H&M x Balmain collaboration was coming for a while now, and even though we had some not-so-nice things to say about it, now that H&M has released a series of campaign images staring Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid and Jourdan Dunn (and two pieces of male eye candy who will remain nameless), we’re kind of into it.

And by it, we don’t really mean the Oliver Rousteing-designed apparel (although there are definitely a few items worth braving a stampede of people for), we mean the models wearing them. It’s hard to think of three models that are hotter right now that Kendall, Gigi and Jourdan, and gazing upon their splendor makes me want to indulge in one of my all-time favorite games: kill, marry, f*ck. Beauty may be subjective, but since when has that ever stopped anyone from having a strong, and fully-informed opinion?

Let’s start with an easy one:


Who do you think would make the best wife here?  On the one hand, Jourdan Dunn isn’t wearing much in the way of accessories and would probably be pretty a pretty chill ball & chain, but on the other hand, if you walk into any room with Gigi Hadid on your arm, doors are going to open for you.  But then again, could you ever really make a bombshell like Gigi happy?  And wouldn’t her growing resentment for you slowly build until you found yourself in a Gone Girl-type situation?  Probably safer to kill her.  By process of elimination, I’d f*ck Kendall.


Okay, definitely sticking by my answer of banging Kendall.  Girl looks DTF.  But this time I think I’d have to switch it up and marry Gigi, and kill Jourdan.  Honestly, looking at this picture, I think Jourdan already hates me.  She’s clearly a Queen, and I’ll always be that girl who her friends told her time-and-again wasn’t worthy of kissing the hems of her pants legs.


Same answer.


I don’t want to marry or bang any of these bitches.  Seriously, they all gotta go.


Kill Kendall, marry Jourdan, f*ck Gigi.

Out of Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid and Jourdan Dunn, who would you kill, marry, and you know what?  Don’t be shy.  Let us know.  

All photos curtesy of H&M.

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