People Are ‘Literally Dying’ Today Because Britney Spears Writhed in a Bikini
Britney Spears just posted three black-and-white videos of her toned, tattooed frame writhing around in a tiny bikini, and her fans are now having a hard time getting out of bed because they’re literally dead.
BRB BRITNEY SPEARS KILLED ME 💀💀💀 pic.twitter.com/mDyWiyFsNM
— BreatheHeavy (@breatheheavycom) January 25, 2016
— Britney Soldier (@QueenofPopney) January 25, 2016
Britney Spears is a true Icon. pic.twitter.com/kw13kE2lMm
— The Stan Magazine (@TheStanMagazine) January 25, 2016
And now for the videos that are slaying everyone’s lives:
Here’s the question, though: are the videos really that great, or do they just prove that when it comes to Britney Spears our standards for what constitutes a win are pretty low?
Most of us can remember in 1998 when she was the teenage pop star who had the world on a plate. But we can also remember back to 2004 when she started dating Kevin Federline and going down a dicier path of drugs, child custody battles, shaved heads, and public shunning of underwear.
Remembering exactly what Britney’s capable of is a double-edged sword, which is probably the best explanation for why any time Britney does something that’s not a fail, it’s automatically considered a win.
Maybe the takeaway is that we’re all just really rooting for Brit. Fingers crossed that her upcoming studio album is more 1998 than 2004.