Twitter Is V Concerned About Kellyanne Conway’s Lack of Conditioner
Despite her impressive job title and close proximity to our nation’s executive order-happy president, Kellyanne Conway is just like most other conservative woman in the media.
Her blonder than blonde hair looks fried af — especially on high definition TV.
Granted Kellyanne Conway’s jam-packed schedule of caring for her four children, kissing Donald’s feet and publicly dissing yoga pants doesn’t leave her much time to pamper herself, but it doesn’t take a hair genius to notice Kellyanne Conway’s hair is thirstier than a wannabe Instagram influencer.
And we’re not the only ones who noticed.
Twitter’s been having a low key field day about it for months.
Maybe if Tomi Lahren and Kellyanne Conway got together and swapped deep conditioner and toner they’d chill tf out and leave us all alone
— elizabeth q lemonade (@aliciacamden) December 5, 2016
I’m gonna be super catty real quick: can someone please buy Kellyanne Conway some conditioner and a trim? Please?
— Jenny Trout (@Jenny_Trout) November 22, 2016
— Hillary Is Coming! (@HillaryIsComing) August 21, 2016
Please Stop Stealing the Conditioner Out of Kellyanne Conway’s Hotel Room! @KellyannePolls
— Robert Quinn (@trumanquinn) December 30, 2016
Jesus be a bottle of Pantene Pro V conditioner for Kellyanne Conway. I’ve seen tumble weed with more luster and sheen.
— Trill Clinton (@aStatesman) January 22, 2017
Kellyanne Conway can spent $3600 on a fuck-ugly coat but she can’t spent $3 on some conditioner.
— Anna (@annadelphia) January 21, 2017
Right now KellyAnne Conway is stocking her cubby in the Trump nuclear bunker with so many bottles of leave in conditioner
— Leslie Grossman (@MissLeslieG) December 22, 2016
But don’t worry Kellyanne.
Even though we find your politics repulsive, we wouldn’t wish bad hair on any woman.
So why don’t you check out this list of hair products my editor put together specifically so women whose hair looked a little more Kellyanne Conway than Gwen Stefani could get the help they need.
Thank us by remembering you used to think Trump was unpresidential and not defend something that comes out of his mouth, kay?