Penelope Cruz looks speedo-dropping hot as Donatella Versace
Before there was Donatella Versace, there was Gianni Versace.
And I mean that literally, because Gianni was born YEARS before Donatella popped out of their motherâ€™s womb to say, â€œCiao, fam.”
Long story short, Gianni founded the legendary fashion house of Versace, then got murdered by a pseudo-sugar baby, and now the whole storyâ€™s being turned into the latest installment of the American Crime Story series.
And hereâ€™s your first official look at what all that drama is gonna look like!
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Side note: doesnâ€™t Penelope Cruz look RAVISHING as Donatella? Truly a face that could sell a million handbags. Or you know, inspire two pieces of muscly man meat to drop their speedos.
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Crazily enough, part of the show was shot at Gianniâ€™s actual house, which was fancy enough to have its own name: Casa Casuarina.
â€œIt was very moving, sometimes disturbing,â€ Penelope Cruz admitted in an interview with Entertainment Weekly that’ll hit the web tomorrow.
Really? Get outta town, Penelope.
But also stay, because weâ€™re obsessed with you!
Anyway, weâ€™re still a handful of months from the premiere of “The Assassination of Gianni Versace,” but since itâ€™s impossible to spoil a historical murder case, if you need to know more, you can pick up a copy of the book they based the show off of: Vulgar FavorsÂ by Maureen Orth.
Sigh. Aren’t juicy murder stories you can binge watch on television just the best?