Paris Hilton Perfume Reviews Are The Funniest Thing You’ll Read Today
Remember back in 2004 when we were all obsessed with Paris Hilton, and it seemed like the mini-skirt-wearing hotel heiress could do no wrong?
That was the year her autobiography Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-Chic Peek Behind The Pose came out, and reached #7 on The New York Times Best Seller List. It was also the year she started working on her first of 18 fragrances.
Her fragrances have been an unmitigated success. But even though they have earned her $2 billion over the past 11 years, not everybody who bought them has been a big fan. And those non-fans have taken to Amazon’s review section to air their thoughts. In fact, some of the reviews are so scathing that they’re actually laugh out loud funny.
Here’s some of our favorites:
The Fragrance: Fairy Dust by Paris Hilton
“Maybe I’d recommend it to the local funeral parlor to use as an air freshener”
The Fragrance: Can Can
“This is a large bottle for the price, but I do not personally like the smell.. It would be good for young women who like the club scene.”
The Fragrance: Tease
“It sort of smells like the gas you get after eating Indian food.”
Obviously take that last one with a grain of salt.