Not a Single Kardashian-Jenner Made Time’s 100 Most Influential People List
Time Magazine is iconic.
But like most things that have been around for 94 years, there’s a lot Time doesn’t understand about how celebrity culture really works.
Whether it’s willful snobbery or they’re just too old to understand how people under the age of 25 behave, it’s very telling that there’s not a single Kardashian-Jenner on their list of the 100 Most Influential People.
I’m sorry, but what?
Do we even live in the same universe?
Now I know the Kardashian-Jenners are not a pack of celebrity influencers that everybody likes, respects or can look at without rolling their eyes. But I’m sorry, they’re important.
You may not agree, but the world doesn’t revolve around you.
They wore pretty much every clothing trend before it became so hip it was being worn by every basic girl and their mom – and if you wanna fight me on this one, just go back and read this. I did my research and I’m willing to fight you on this.
Kylie made liquid lipstick something everybody needed at least seven pairs of. Kim brought no-makeup makeup to the masses.
Literally everything Kylie does – like get lip injections – or songs she listens to on Snapchat becomes so instantly popular some genius actually coined the term “The Kylie Jenner Effect.” And people write whole news stories about it because that’s how real it is.
And I never want to drink Pepsi again because Kendall Jenner has done such a good job convincing me it’s a garbage product.
The list could go on and on, but I’ll stop there because I think I’ve already made my point.
So yeah, sorry about it Time but any list of influential celebrities that doesn’t include at least one Kardashian-Jenner name is a lie.
Also, do you even want to live in a world where Kim, Kylie and Kris aren’t recognized but Ed Sheeran and James Corden are?
When’s the last time any of those men influenced you to do anything besides turn off the TV as soon as you saw their faces?
Yeah, Time, you know that song “Hello” by Adele?
I just wrote one called “Bye.”