Miley’s mom says don’t hold your breath for a Miley-Liam wedding
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have been engaged for a minute now, and the one question every engaged couple gets asked all the damn time is, “So when’s your big party with all the free booze and food happening?”
But according to Miley’s mom, marriage isn’t something her daughter’s even thinking about right now.
Because even though she’s in her “normal” phase, actually getting married to her actual fiancé would just be too normal for Miley Cyrus to even contemplate.
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In an interview with Mario Lopez on a radio show he apparently hosts called “On With Mario,” Tish Cyrus shut down any speculation that Miley was gonna pull a fast one on us and get eloped.
“She is not eloping,” Tish unambiguously reported.
Then she went on to drop this big atomic bomb of a revelation: “She is not getting married.”
“Sorry, what,” I imagine Mario Lopez said at this point, perhaps spitting out a sip of his organic almond milk matcha tea latte all over his custom-tailored suit he spent fifteen minutes going over with a lint brush in his dressing room, even though this was just a radio show.
“They are so freaking happy and living in Malibu,” Tish continued, not even registering what was so weird or shocking about the statement that came out of her mouth. “She’s so happy, and she’s always like. ‘I don’t know why everybody wants us to get married. It’s so perfect.’”
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So there you have it.
Miley isn’t getting married anytime soon, or possibly ever.
And Tish Cyrus doesn’t seem to think that’s weird at all.
Clearly, something’s in the water over at the Cyrus household.
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[H/T Teen Vogue]