Miley Cyrus Takes The Perfect Topless Photo For Paper Mag
Just in case you’ve forgotten what Miley Cyrus’s breasts look like, Paper Magazine is here to remind you that just like the pop star herself, they’re perky as f-ck. Yesterday the publishing entity that previously tried to break the Internet and convince us all that Kanye’s a total genius, revealed their newest cover girl in all of her dirty hippie glory. Even though at this point seeing the former Disney star without her clothes on is nothing new, the Internet couldn’t help but lose its shit. Unlike Cyrus’s image, some things never change.
Despite what her detractors may say about her, Miley Cyrus is more than just a drugged-out, sexed-up controversy generator. In her interview with the magazine, the pop star did more than just reveal her tits, opening up to the magazine about a variety of topics ranging from her parents and her recording process to her sexuality and commitment to helping homeless LGBT youth build a better life for themselves. Unsurprisingly, she’s very open about a lot of things. Most of us could learn a lot from her.
Speaking to Amanda Petrusich from “the middle of the jungle” AKA Hawaii, here’s the best of what a very candid Miley had to say about life, love, and the pursuit of getting your happy hippie on.
On her parents:
Calling her father is a “cool hippie psycho freak” and her mother “super cosmic” and “the f-cking cheerleader of the universe,” Cyrus went on to say that she loves the both of them even though they’re “conservative-ass motherf-ckers.”
On her love life:
“I am literally open to every single thing that is consenting and doesn’t involve an animal and everyone is of age. Everything that’s legal, I’m down with.”
On her commitment to helping the homeless:
“I can’t drive by in my fucking Porsche and not fucking do something. I see it all day: people in their Bentleys and their Rolls and their Ubers, driving past these vets who have fought for our country, or these young women who have been raped. I was doing a show two nights ago, and I was wearing butterfly naipple pasties and butterfly wings. I’m standing there with my tits out, dressed like a butterfly. How the fuck is that fair? How am I so lucky?”
To quote the pop star herself, “As long as you’re not hurting anyone, your choices are your choices.”
Can we get an Amen?