Miley compared sex with Liam to commuting on an airplane
Despite our best efforts, there’s a lot we don’t know about Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth’s relationship. Even though these two are famous af, they’re pretty private.
But when Miley does divulge tiny deets about their dating life, they never disappoint. Remember that time they painted each other’s butts in the name of birthday art? Ah, young love.
Well, yesterday, Miley actually opened up about the couple’s sex life for maybe the first time ever, and it was pretty surprising!
While stopping by The Ellen Show to promote her new album and her Cosmopolitan cover, Miley answered questions from quizzes that had appeared in Cosmo in the 1970s.
The questions were predictably bizarre and semi-sexist, but the first one really went there:
Your sex life with your lover can best be compared to…
a. a roller-coaster ride
b. a luxury cruise
c. a commuter trip on a Concorde jet
Before Ellen could even finish reciting the options, Miley selected c.
“That means it’s fast,” Ellen said, probably assuming Miley didn’t know what the Concorde was because it is from the stone age and no longer exists.
“Yeah,” Miley replied. “I’m good.”
“No time to waste, you get right to it,” Ellen said.
“I gotta go,” Miley further clarified. “I got an album coming out.”
Miley’s got a point. Time is money, darlings.
Plus, guys who last too long are usually porn addicts anyway. Good on you, Liam.