We came up with a genius skinny bitch Piña Colada recipe
Piña coladas are god’s gifts to taste buds, but Satan’s gift to the waistline.
Yes, it’s got fresh pineapple in it, but it also has an ass load of coconut milk in it, which has way more calories in it than you think. Or it’s got fake coconut milk, which is even worse/grosser.
Take this delicious Paula Deen recipe that my boyfriend likes to make once or twice a year. A single drink has 449 calories. And who can ever stop at just one piña colada?
Luckily, we here at Galore have devised a GENIUS solution.
Behold the wonders of our skinny bitch piña colada recipe:
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Here’s what you’ll need:
12oz Arizona Sparkling Pineapple Coconut
1 shot clear rum
Lime/pineapple/umbrella to garnish
Literally this drink is so easy to put together. Just empty the contents of one Arizona Sparkling Pineapple Coconut into a glass, add a shot of rum, throw in some extra pineapple/lime if you’re being fancy, and stir!
That’s it! And it’s so light and refreshing you’ll want to have one thousand. And you can because each can of Arizona Sparkling Pineapple Coconut is, wait for it, 0 calories!!!!!!!
The only place your calories are coming from is rum, which makes it 97 calories!
Our resident Arizona sparkling addict Molly Mulshine recommends you use Sailor Jerry’s for the rum, but if you’re feeling fancy, don’t let us stop you from buying something top shelf.
Now what are you waiting for?
Go get your drunk on!