Kylie Jenner Is Selling Camo Wedgie Bikinis Now
People LOVE to talk about how the apocalypse isÂ on the way, so in her benevolence Kylie Jenner decided to create an outfit perfect for thotting around and hiding from cannibals, marauders, or whatever other dangerous situations the end of the world might throw your way.
Camo wedgie bikinis.
Because let’s be real, just cuzÂ the world’s going to hell inÂ a hand basket doesn’t mean you’re gonna magically stop wanting to look hot.
Kylie Jenner has two great loves in her life right now.
And wedgie bikinis:
And recently, she had a brilliant idea.
Why not combine her two loves into one clothing trend and sell it to the masses!
So she did.
Behold, Kylieâ€™s camo wedgie bikini:
And for the incredible price of we have no idea because Kylie hasnâ€™t released any additional information on these products yet, you too can have a wedgie bikini of your very own.
Theyâ€™re available to purchase in the traditional camo colors of green and brown:
Cutesy pink and blue:
And subdued orange and grey:
Or if wedgie thongs arenâ€™t your thing, but you still want to help bring about the camo revolution, you can also buy lighters and dad hats:
Lean into it, people.