Kourtney Kardashian confirms she’d sacrifice one of her sisters to the illuminati “for that D”
There’s a new trend on social media where people divulge exactly how far they’d go “for that D.”
We’ll be more excited when the “for that V” trend starts, but that’s neither here nor there.
Kourtney Kardashian decided to hop on the bandwagon today. Since a tear in the space-time continuum has led to her being the ONLY Kardashian or Jenner to attend Paris Fashion Week this year, she sent her cryptic “for that D” post straight from the Louvre:
“illuminati,” her caption reads, “which one of my sisters you want for that D.”
Putting aside our questions about what the illuminati’s metaphorical D might look like, this is quite the aggro post! Which sister do you think Kourtney would give up first? Probably Kylie, right? I don’t think we’ve ever seen them interact on camera, TBH. Also, why’d she specify sisters? Is it because the illuminati’s D would probably be like “thanks, but no thanks” if she offered them Rob?
She definitely outdid her sister Kim, who would merely go blonde “for that D.”
Anyway, we’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: ask not what you can do for that D. Ask what that D can do for you.