Kendall Discovers Wokeness in New Pepsi Ad
We live in an era that proudly proclaims protest is the new brunch, so it was only a matter of time before we started seeing commercials trying to tap into that vein.
Like this commercial from Pepsi where Kendall Jenner is so moved by watching a group of merry, multi-racial protestors outside her modeling shoot that she rips off her blonde hair, grabs a Pepsi, and instantly becomes woke.
But thatâ€™s actually underselling things because Kendall doesnâ€™t just become woke, she becomes so woke she understands Pepsi is the key to wokeness and hands a can to a police officer, which causes everybody around to erupt into mass happiness.
Itâ€™s a statement alright.
In a statement accompanying the commercialâ€™s premiere into the wild, woke world, Kendall said:
“I am thrilled to join the legendary roster of icons who have represented their generations and worked with Pepsi. To me, Pepsi is more than just a beverageâ€”it registers as a pop culture icon and a lifestyle that shares a voice with the generation of today. The spirit of Pepsiâ€”living in the ‘now’ momentâ€”is one that I believe in. I make a conscious effort in my everyday life and travels to enjoy every experience of today.”
TBH, I have no idea what this statement has to do with the commercial, besides to reiterate the point that Pepsi is dope and everybody should drink it, but maybe thatâ€™s all that matters.
Moral of the story: drink Pepsi and get woke, kids.
Seems perfectly logical to me.
[H/T Perez Hilton]