Justin Bieber’s Wet Dream: Ariana And Miley Are Back On The Market

Ladies, sorry to be the bearer of bad news but breakup season is upon us. Just like celebrity deaths, celebrity breakups come in groups of three. First, we had OneDirection (which we’re still DEVASTATED about):

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Then within the span of two days, we lost both Big Ariana Gransean and Miley Schwartzencyrus. But don’t cry for these babes #Argentina, because these pop stars have a message for their ex-boyfriends: f*ck you, ima go f*ck Justin Bieber.

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In the not-so-distant past, both women have been attached to the bad boy pop star with underwear as white as cocaine, and since everything we read on the Internet is 100% fact, we can say with full confidence that shit got steamy.

While love wasn’t in the cards for Miley and Bieber back in 2012 when they apparently hooked up, got pregnant and suffered from a nasty miscarriage, MiMi never stopped publicly displaying her desires for the Biebs, letting him know that her legs were still open and ready for business.

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And even though we already know that even though Justin’s not a fan of her music, he is all about Ariana Grande’s bass, or rather her lack thereof. Maybe that’s the real reason he and Selena finally called it quits: she was growing up to be a woman, and he just wants to screw little girls forever.

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While it’s too early to tell which of these bodacious babes will get to wake up with the taste of Bieber’s Canadian meat in their mouths, we’re sort of hoping that the three young starts decide to spice things up and have a threesome.  Yeah, it’s probably a long shot, but hey, weirder things have happened.


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