Justin Bieber’s Complaining About Being Single On Instagram
Think your Valentine’s Day was sad?
Bet you $10 it wasn’t as sad as Justin Bieber’s, because everybody’s favorite fuckboy spent V-Day whining about being single on Instagram.
It’s a commonly known fact that Justin Bieber hasn’t been taking Selena’s new relationship status well.
He’s allegedly running his mouth off to his friends about how their relationship’s fake af, telling journalists his favorite song right now is “Starboy,” and then laughing and saying “that sh*t is wack.” And now he’s being a whiny babyman on Insta.
“I got no food, I got no job,” Justin Bieber intoned on Instagram, putting on an Adam Sandler-esque voice, before saying something that sounded like, “My pet sent her phone off, I got no Valentine.”
And as if that wasn’t extra enough, he followed that video with another video, featuring another dopey voice, where he said, “All I ever wanted was a Valentine and now I don’t have a Valentine.”
Is he trolling us?
Is he trolling Selena, possibly using something she said in a drunken voice mail one year after they broke up as a template?
Is he trolling his fans who ask him to marry them in his comments?
Sadly, I don’t have any answers for you, but I do know one thing.
Justin’s gonna be mad when he hears The Weeknd’s new song, featuring inciting lyrics like “I think your girl, think your girl, fell in love with me / She say my f*ck and my tongue game a remedy.”
And even madder when he finds out Selena picked up her new boyfriend’s $30k bar tab.
Just remember ladies, sooner or later, the fuckboy always pays for his crimes against humanity.
[H/T Daily Mail]