Justin Bieberâ€™s Complaining About Being Single On Instagram
Think your Valentineâ€™s Day was sad?
Bet you $10 it wasnâ€™t as sad as Justin Bieberâ€™s, because everybodyâ€™s favorite fuckboy spent V-Day whining about being single on Instagram.
Itâ€™s a commonly known fact that Justin Bieber hasnâ€™t been taking Selenaâ€™s new relationship status well.
Heâ€™s allegedly running his mouth off to his friends about how their relationshipâ€™s fake af, telling journalists his favorite song right now is â€œStarboy,â€ and then laughing and saying “that sh*t is wack.” And now heâ€™s being a whiny babyman on Insta.
â€œI got no food, I got no job,â€ Justin Bieber intoned on Instagram, putting on an Adam Sandler-esque voice, before saying something that sounded like, â€œMy pet sent her phone off, I got no Valentine.â€
And as if that wasn’t extra enough, he followed that video with another video, featuring another dopey voice, where he said, â€œAll I ever wanted was a Valentine and now I donâ€™t have a Valentine.â€
Is he trolling us?
Is he trolling Selena, possibly using something she said in a drunken voice mail one year after they broke up as a template?
Is he trolling his fans who ask him to marry them in his comments?
Sadly, I donâ€™t have any answers for you, but I do know one thing.
Justinâ€™s gonna be mad when he hears The Weekndâ€™s new song, featuring inciting lyrics like â€œI think your girl, think your girl, fell in love with me /Â She say my f*ck and my tongue game a remedy.â€
And even madder when he finds out Selena picked up her new boyfriend’s $30k bar tab.
Just remember ladies, sooner or later, the fuckboy always pays for his crimes against humanity.
[H/T Daily Mail]