Justin Bieber And Kourtney Kardashian Went On Some Semblance Of A Date
Last week was a big week for Justin Bieber, and by Justin Bieber, I mean his penis. While there are some of us with high enough moral ground to abstain from gawking at hacked celebrity nudes, the chance to see a pop star’s penis in the flesh is too good to pass up on. Especially when that pop star is Justin Bieber.
And while we’re inevitably in for another week of peen-related headlines, this weekend Justin Bieber started making headlines for a slightly different reason—he was spotted hanging out with Kourtney Kardashian.
The two spent the night wearing 3-D glasses at Universal Studios, tore it up at L.A restaurant Nice Guy, went dancing, and then when Justin realized that nobody was paying enough attention to him, he treated the entire restaurant/club to a surprise performance on the piano.
While some people are automatically jumping to conclusions that this was a date, it’s hard to believe that Kourtney Kardashian would ever go out with a 21-year-old boy who probably has more in common with her children than he does with her. After all, Justin Bieber has been a close family friend of the Kardashians for ever now, and he probably thinks of Kourtney like an older sister. With big boobs and a pretty face.