Food Fetish Inspo From Beibs Eggs-cellent Comedy Central Promo Vid

This morning gave us some new bedroom inspiration, courtesy of Justin Beiber’s egg-cellent Comedy Central Roast promo video. The clip shows a shirtless Biebs getting pelted in the bare chest with raw eggs, hard white shells shattering slo-mo against his even harder bod, the slimy yoke and whites somehow complimenting his perfect abs and sculpted chest. Who knew breakfast items could be such a turn on! All this got us thinking: two of our favorite things are hot guys and food, so why not combine them? You might have had some luck with whip cream chests and strawberry jelly nips in the bedroom, but we’d like to get a little more creative than that. We’re not saying our boyfriends aren’t already delicious, but the thought of combining yummy guys with yummy treats makes both better than ever. No matter your diet plan, covering your boyfriend with snacks makes sex all the better. If we’re not careful, food fetishes will soon be replacing the 50 shades-induced BDSM craze. Here are foods we’d rather see our boyfriends wear than eat ourselves.

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1. If you’ve recently gone gluten free, or if your BF doesn’t understand that his go-to spaghetti dinner isn’t doing any favors for your bikini bod, you need to find a way to get rid of all that carb-y grossness. Start an impromptu food fight, tomato sauce included, and soon you’ll have an excuse to take off those pizza stained clothes.

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2. Wanna lick the icing off? Rihanna knows what’s up, because we definitely do. Icing slathered all over his abs and shoving cake in his mouth a la Wedding Crashers is the way to go with our favorite desert. Don’t forget the cherry.

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3. Bacon is good for you, we swear. If your vegetarianism stops you from enjoying everyone’s fave breakfast, just feed the slices to your dude, after getting him all greased up. Plus side, he’ll kind of taste like bacon and you won’t have violated your diet.

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 4. Veggies are a Galore Gal’s best friend. The only thing better than dressing? Undressing :p. Don’t even sweat the calories.

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