It’s Okay To Be a Man Whore, Just Don’t Lie About It

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You’re leaving fourth period, wearing your brand new Juicy Couture tracksuit, and hyped to get to lunch where everyone is talking about the hottest gossip: Jack Baranoff got a hand job from Marlene Becker and he’s telling everyone!

Remember these days? When a guy would tell all his friends about his “sweet lay” before he even busted a nut?

Guys have gotten “smarter” (and by smarter, I mean more deceptive). What once used to be standard dude-talk about how many bitches they’ve f*cked is now somewhat more hushed. Why? Because guys have gotten trickier, and realized that not every girl they’re into wants to know their body count.

While us girls never really want to hear about how awesome a dude’s last slam piece was at giving blowjobs, or how great his ex’s titties are, I’d like to think that we all want a little bit of honesty.

Somehow, some way, I almost find it more attractive when guys openly share past hook-up experiences with me.

Why? Because it means that they’re actually being real with me (not to mention that being comfortable talking about sex probably means you’re comfortable in bed).

The only thing worse than a dude that sleeps with a different girl every night? A dude that sleeps with a different girl every night and lies about it.

Lines like “You’re the first girl that’s every slept over in my bed” and “I don’t do this very often,” are just pointless as hell. If you truly had such high “standards” or such a celibate lifestyle, you wouldn’t feel the need to talk about it.

If you want to be a man whore, you’re entitled to do whatever the hell you please. But try to stick to breaking beds instead of breaking hearts.

Just like when dudes claim to have an eight incher and then whip it out to be a hard four, us girls are going to find out the truth in the end— might as well save yourself some bruised balls and bad Lulu score and be honest in the first place.

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