In Movies This Week: Lindsay Lohan Makes a Porno

Hit the movie theaters to see what every teenage girl is talking about this week or stay in and watch Lindsay Lohan at her worst best.

IN THEATERS:

Maze Runner: The Scorch Trails – September 18th

The second installment to The Maze Runner science fiction trilogy about young adults in a post-apocalyptic dystopia is here. Dylan O’Brien (hottie from MTV’s Teen Wolf) stars as Thomas, and he and his fellow peers, referred to as Gladers, are now faced with the challenge of finding out about the mysterious organization known as WCKD. It received mixed reviews as one might expect for a massive action thriller, but the most exciting thing about this (at least for me) may just be an Effy Stonem outside of Skins. Consider getting scorched yourself before going to this one.

The New Girlfriend – September 18

This French language film tells the story of Claire, a young woman whose best friend Lea tragically passes away, leaving behind her husband, David, and their newborn baby. Claire has been dealing with the difficult loss of her friend when one day, she drops by David’s house and finds David, except he is dressed up in his dead wife’s clothes. The New Girlfriend was a selection at the 2014 Toronto International Film Festival and had since received great reviews as a thoughtful and humorous commentary on gender identity. It is currently out in theaters with a limited release.

ON NETFLIX:

Iris – September 24

The fabulous documentary on 98-year-old fashionista extraordinaire Iris Apfel is finally on Netflix. Watch to discover one woman who has remained stylish throughout decades and decades of fashion trends. It received rave reviews and is a must see for everyone with an interest in fashion and art.

The Canyons – September 25

Yes, I am serious. The film shoot that was the subject to Stephen Rodrick’s infamous New York Times article that gave people insight into the hot mess that was Lindsay Lohan is here on Netflix. Starring alongside everyone’s favorite (and probably the most innocuous) male pornstar James Deen, The Canyons tells the story of movie producer Christian (Deen) whose girlfriend, Tara (Lohan), has been hiding an affair with an actor. Christian discovers this and so ensues a violent and sexual journey in Los Angeles. It received mainly terrible reviews but I consider it a must-watch to see exactly how a great film director and a great writer can create such a mess due to one actor (and if this assumption is true)! Switch from Pornhub to Netflix on September 25th for this one.


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