How To Talk Dirty To Your Lover (In Spanish)
The United States has the second largest population of Spanish speaking people in the world.
If you don’t speak Spanish, your neighbor probably does, or your co-worker does, or maybe even your boyfriend does. And honestly, if your boyfriend speaks Spanish, you’re lucky. Nothing is hotter than a guy who can whisper in your ear in another language.
Even if he was saying “I want you to fold my laundry” in Spanish, it would still sound great to us.
However, sometimes we wish we could reciprocate instead of responding in English like the uneducated Americans we are.
Ladies, here’s a crash course in how to talk dirty in Spanish.
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1. Quiero que estés dentro de mi
Translation: I want you inside of me
This is the little black dress of flirting. It’ simple, it’s effective, and it works well in every situation. I mean, for real, Spanish or English, what guy doesn’t want to get inside of you?
2. Quiero que me cojas
Translation: I want you to f me.
Here is the more explicit version of number one. Sure, it’s basically saying the same thing, but you get points for variety and extra raunchiness.
3. No tengo ropa interior puesta
Translation: I’m not wearing any underwear
While your boy is grinding through the work day, send him this little reminder (possibly with a picture to accompany it).
4. Estoy tocándome pensando en ti
Translation: I’m touching myself and thinking of you
Whether your Latin lover is across town or all the way in Ecuador, you can keep things steamy by daydreaming about him, and letting him know every detail.
5. Voy a devorarte
Translation: I’m going to eat you up
If you’re eating v, this one is for you. If you’re not, it still definitely works in another way.
6. Quiero que me des duro hoy
Translation: I want you to F me hard tonight
Bring out this bad boy when you’re trying to take some serious D tonight. I mean, bed-breaking, room-shaking activity.
Keep in mind, if you don’t actually have a Spanish speaking boo, it’s still always fun to practice another language. It’s also way more fun if you know you’re saying something naughty.
Perhaps you can practice speaking these phrases to your Enrique Iglesias poster in the mean time while you search for Mr. Right?