How To Never Queef During Sex

There are many things that can kill the mood during sex; your dog watching you from the corner of the bed, the sound of South Park on the TV in the background, the smell of stale pizza coming from your boyfriend’s trashcan… Unlike South Park and stale pizza, queefing is another thing that can kill the mood, but it’s mostly out of you and your partner’s control.

There’s nothing less sexy than being mid sex and having a noise reminiscent of a fart escape your vagina, is there?

Luckily, most (experienced) guys don’t really make a big deal about it. They hopefully realize that it was a queef (a.k.a air from outside getting into your body and being pushed back out) and not a fart, and they go on their merry way thrusting. Yet, even with a long term partner, queefs can be pretty embarassing…If you get red in the face every time you queef, try these tips to eliminate them.

1. Get On Top More

While getting on top is arguably the best position out there because you can control the speed and depth which gives you a one way ticket to orgasm city, it’s also the position that you are pretty unlikely to queef in. Positions where you are bent over, like doggy style, are more likely to result in queefing. Therefore, if you’re trying to avoid it try getting on top, spooning, or sticking with plain old missionary.

2. Take It Slow

What is it with boys thinking that sex is a race? By having slower sex, you not only have time to warm up to your orgasm, you can also avoid some unpleasant sounds coming from “down there.” The slower you go, the less likely air is going to get trapped in between both of your bodies, and therefore the less likely you’ll queef.

3. Grind With Me

Take a page from Pretty Ricky and have your man fuck you in more of a grinding motion rather than a pumping motion. The closer motions of grinding will prevent any air from getting inside, whereas quick pumping is generally what causes queefs.

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