Looks Like Petty Qwine Harry Styles Is Pulling a T Swift
In not-so-shocking news, it looks like Harry Styles has probably written a song about his ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift, which is sad to me since itâ€™s been five years since they dated and thatâ€™s a long time to still be feeling raw enough to write a song about an ex.
And we thought Taylor was the petty qwine in their relationship.
Apart from the whole he was cute and she was hella famous part, Iâ€™ve never understood what brought Taylor Swift and Harry Styles together in the first place back in 2012.
But Harryâ€™s decisions thus far as a solo artist have shed a lot of light on what they have in common.
Contrary to Harryâ€™s image while in One Direction, as a solo artist he seems remarkably sincere and serious.
For proof just look to:
A. His incredibly dramatic teaser trailer for his single
B. The fact that he even had a teaser trailer for his single
C. What said single, “Sign of the Times,” turned out to be
D. The artwork for his album
and E. the actual tracklist for the album which includesÂ a song called â€œEver Since New York.”
Fans are betting it’s about Taylor and you know what?
Theyâ€™re probablyÂ not wrong.
Taylor Swift is a famously proud New York resident and even though she wasnâ€™t actually living in NYC when she dated Harry, the first time they were photographed together was while they were strolling along through Central Park, which as you probably know is one of the most famous tourist attractions in NYC.
â€” jenna (@PerfectTayyy) December 2, 2014
Although TBH this isnâ€™t even the first time heâ€™s released a song thatâ€™s probably about Taylor.
One of One Directionâ€™s last singles was a song called â€œPerfectâ€ which was all about being the kind of trouble a girl could write break-up songs about and more or less had the same chorus as Taylorâ€™s song â€œStyle,â€ which everybody assumed wasÂ about Harry Styles.
But you know what?
Taylor Swift and Harry Styles have got to stop writing songs about each other.
Yes, it was a dramatic relationship, but maybe the reason why neither one of them has been able to make a relationship work since they dated each other is because theyâ€™re still kind of hung up on what went wrong.
Also, itâ€™s getting old pretending to have to care about it.
Anyway, the songÂ exists so get ready to read one million more headlines about it.