Harry Styles’ New NYC Apartment Will Make You Want to Bang Him
Harry Styles already has A LOT going for him, but just in case you still needed a reason to fall head over heels in lust with him, there’s something we need to talk about.
The luxury apartment he probably bought in NYC.
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When you live in NYC, real estate is everything.
Seriously, in the summer it’s not even shameful to say you went home with a guy just because he has central air.
And the new apartment Harry Styles probs-def bought in NYC definitely has central air – and a whole lot more.
It’s nearly 3,000-square feet, cost him $6.71-million, and has enough rooms for you to fuck in all night and still have some ground to cover in the morning.
Plus it’s in Tribeca, which has some REALLY great brunch spots you can go to in the morning – if you can ever bear to leave the real estate heaven you’ll find yourself in — not to mention that bod.
Although he’s yet to be like, “yeah, I bought that,” the apartment was bought by somebody using the name, “Hxnyc Trust” and some woman named Emma Spring, which just so happens to be the name of Harry’s personal assistant, was named as the trustee for the deed.
Now it could be one big coincidence, but it’s more likely a sign of the times.
Anyway, if it’s legit, this is what Harry’s new home looks like:
Doesn’t all that exposed wood just make you want to pay attention to some other wood that needs exposing?
So fresh, so clean.
Don’t you just love a comfy-looking headboard?
Seriously, if all these pictures don’t make you want to strip off all your clothes and see where the moment takes you, I don’t know what’s wrong with you.
On the down side, if Harry did buy this apartment, it means Taylor Swift is his neighbor. But, this is NYC, and everybody ignores their neighbors in the hallway.
He’ll fit right in.
[H/T Teen Vogue]