HARRY STYLES GOT ARRESTED?!
Just foolin, you. Happy April, Internet.
It all started so simply. Just before 8 AM this morning, @STYLATORARMY tweeted the caption #HarryGotArrested.
Within minutes, or maybe even seconds, @STYLATORARMY’s legions of followers decided to make #HarryGotArrested a thing.
Obviously, #HarryGotArrested is now a worldwide trending topic on Twitter, and even though our cute-as-a-button pop star isn’t actually starting off April from behind bars, here are some of the reasons he very well could be:
Because his man bun is just too good:
Because impersonating a police officer is a no no:
Because vomiting is littering too:
Because he can’t quit playing games with our hearts:
Because he’s got sticky fingers, and we don’t mean that in the sexy way:
Because his crotch grabs should be illegal:
Because Harry is grown and needs to learn to pick on somebody his own age:
And last but not least, because he ruined himself by getting a butterfly tattoo.
Tell the truth Harry, did Taylor Swift make you get it?
We’ll take that as a yes. Shame on you, Taylor. Just because you couldn’t have him doesn’t mean you had to ruin him for the rest of us.
Happy April, Harry Styles.