HARRY STYLES GOT ARRESTED?!

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Just foolin, you.  Happy April, Internet.

It all started so simply.  Just before 8 AM this morning, @STYLATORARMY tweeted the caption #HarryGotArrested.

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Within minutes, or maybe even seconds, @STYLATORARMY’s legions of followers decided to make #HarryGotArrested a thing.

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Obviously, #HarryGotArrested is now a worldwide trending topic on Twitter, and even though our cute-as-a-button pop star isn’t actually starting off April from behind bars, here are some of the reasons he very well could be:

Because his man bun is just too good: 

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Because impersonating a police officer is a no no:

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Because vomiting is littering too:

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Because he can’t quit playing games with our hearts:

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Because he’s got sticky fingers, and we don’t mean that in the sexy way: 

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Because his crotch grabs should be illegal:

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Because Harry is grown and needs to learn to pick on somebody his own age:

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And last but not least, because he ruined himself by getting a butterfly tattoo.  

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Tell the truth Harry, did Taylor Swift make you get it? 

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We’ll take that as a yes.  Shame on you, Taylor.  Just because you couldn’t have him doesn’t mean you had to ruin him for the rest of us.  

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Happy April, Harry Styles.


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