Happy Cinco De Mayo! Here Are 5 Heinous Costumes You Can Wear To Celebrate

Obviously because I am who I am, I can’t just celebrate Cinco de Mayo I have to fine the worst part about it, which is some of these ridiculous, and some arguably but awesomely racist costumes that are definitely not made for Mexican folks. If you find yourself at a party where someone (probably caucasian) is wearing one of these costumes, then you should probably leave. I literally searched Cinco de Mayo costume, if you think there’s worse or you disagree with these pics please let us know.

Baby Chili
I mean yeah, this is kind of cute I guess, but sort of annoying because it’s not creative and also just not that cute. It kind of makes me annoyed at the baby even though it’s not its fault.
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Tequila
If i ever encounter a white due wearing a tequila consume, I will right there and then drink a whole bottle of tequila just so I can forget that it happened.
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Cactus
I don’t even get this one, I’m a plant that grows in the dessert, happy Cinco de Mayo?
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Taco
Tacos are my favorite food so I find this particularly offensive. Don’t present my favorite food in an inedible form, this is not ok.
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Sexy Mexican Flag Dress
LOL- to be honest I f***ing love this dress BUT most people don’t so I’m trying to rep the peoples. I actually nothing bad to say, expect that there’s definitely something were about turning flags into sexy clothing.
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Frankie Decaiza Hutchinson is the Online Editor at Galore Magazine. She specializes in slow jams, gold jewelry, fried chicken, and hating. Follow @FrankieFatGold


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