5 Reasons We Still Love Gwen
A blonde bombshell with a blunt sense of humor? Sign us up! Gwenny recently sat down with Howard Stern and proved to be really f***ing funny. Here’s why:
1. She blamed her ex for naming her daughter Apple.
After years of receiving criticism for her “weird” name choice, she decided to transfer over some of the slack to ex, Chris Martin. Transferring your haters to your ex is one valuable lesson for all the scorned ladies out there.
2. She talks about sex while putting down men.
Many of these stuffy Hollywood actresses squirm at the mention of anything sexual. Not Gwenny though! When Stern asked about her thoughts on male insecurities she responded, “It depends on how many blow jobs you give them.” A man is only as good as his best BJ after all!
3. Her best friends are Bey & Jay.
What a f***ing cool threesome. People are always compared by their job, look, or interests, but how amazing is it to find three best friends who have nothing in common other than the same level of intelligence. I would sacrifice my future child just to hear a Gwen x Bey x Jay dinner table conversation on Henri Matisse.
4. She approves of J Law!
What woman wouldn’t want the Mockingbae as her child’s stepmom though? She will keep them safe and sing them sweet lullabies. Plus, it takes a real woman to be happy for her ex in a new relationship. Maybe she should write a book: “On Maturity & The Mockingbae” by Gwyneth Paltrow.
5. She is so epic that she broke up with BRAD PITT.
Brad proposed to her and shortly after they split. She told Stern, “I mean I was 22 when we met and it’s taken me until 40 to get my head out of my ass. You can’t make a decision when you’re 22 years old.” It’s just like… not many (if any) women can say they broke up with Brad Pitt, you know?
It’s very rare to hear an honest and candid interview these days. It seems as though every celeb is an intensely trained interview dolphin, but not Gwyneth. She gave Howard Stern listeners the perfect amount of information to tie up any pre conceived loose ends. Not to mention, she did it in a hilarious manner. Love a woman who can reflect back on her pain with a few giggles.