Girl Next Door Blowjob Advice

Galore has porn stars on deck to give you sex advice. But here’s some straight up blowjob advice from a regular girl just like you, who happens to give amazing head.

Recreating Pussy
Always keep in mind that a blowjob is basically your mouth trying to recreate the experience of a pussy. With that in mind, aim to recreate the experience of not just any pussy, but a warm wet tight pussy.
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Be sloppy
No one wants a prim and proper blowjob. This means spit a lot and make it wet. I noticed that drinking something sugary like Sprite beforehand thickens your spit and makes it more lube like.
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Keep contact at all times
Whether it’s with your hands, lips, or tongue don’t break contact.
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Deepthroat, or at least try
We can’t all deepthroat like the pros but it’s fun to try. Guys like to watch you gag and choke on it while you try to take it as far down your throat as possible. Bonus points if you do it until your eyes tear up.
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Make some noise
Moan or dirty talk while you blow and stroke him.
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Eye contact
Look in his eyes. Guys love that shit, dunno why but they do. I call them doe eye blowjobs.
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Play with yourself
Whether your squeezin on your tits or playing with your clit you should be making yourself feel good too.
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Don’t forget the balls.
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Know his hot spot
The most sensitive part of a guy’s dick is the underside of his head. Use that knowledge to your advantage.
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No teeth
Remember the goal is to recreate the experience of a warm tight wet pussy with your mouth, and short of vaginal dentata, pussy don’t have teeth.
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Claudia C. is firstly a genius, secondly keeps it 100 and thirdly knows about sex. Follow her epic twitter @LiteralPorn and read her blog

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