Girl Burns Her Cheating Boyfriend’s Dick With Hair Straightener
As women, we constantly get the label of “crazy” from guys. We text them twice in a row? We’re crazy. We suspect them of cheating? We’re crazy. We actually have feelings for a guy? We’re batshit crazy.
I’ll admit, we all have our moments, and they’re all usually caused by men’s craziness instead of our own. But, at least none of us burned our cheating boo’s dick with a hair straightener? Unless you have done that, then I’m sorry, and I’m sure your man deserved it?
Brownwyn Joy Parker, a 22 year old chick from Australia, was in a quite interesting relationship with her boyfriend. Apparently upon beginning the relationship, she made him promise that if he ever cheated on her, he would allow her to burn his dick with her hair straightener. Not sure why someone would ever agree to that, but I guess he thought she’d never go through with it, because he ended up spending a couple nights with his ex-girlfriend, and Brownwyn found out.
Needless to say, she started warming up the hair straightener immediately upon this knowledge. She even had the ‘courtesy’ to ask her boyfriend again if he was okay with her burning his junk with a straightener, and he agreed.
So, I’m sure you’re wondering what actually happened to this poor dude’s dick, right? The judge concluded that his dick will be “scarred for life, and will have a number of issues including the proper function of his penis.” We’re assuming “proper function” means procreation. Just take a second to imagine unbuttoning a guys pants and finding a scarred dick…Then asking about it and finding out the truth behind what happened. We have a feeling he’s going to be stuck with Brownwyn for the rest of his life, whether he likes it or not. And shit, maybe he does like it considering he let her burn his dick to a crisp?