Gigi & Zayn Gave Us the Best Idea For a Valentine’s Day Gift
Valentine’s Day is a divisive holiday.
Most women I know think it’s overrated, but some practically start foaming at the mouth whenever Refinery29 decides to start writing about it.
Still, there is one thing I think we can all agree on: finding the perfect Valentine’s Day gift is a Herculean task.
Luckily, Gigi and Zayn just gave us a genius idea.
This year, instead of buying your boyfriend that fancy liquor he likes but is always too much of a scrub to spring for, get your boyfriend the Valentine’s Day gift that shows the world his d belongs to you.
Get him a keychain with your name on it.
It’s the perfect litmus test to see if your boyfriend is one hundo percent obsessed with you or just in it for the nookie.
Zayn may be a reformed f*ckboy who smokes a lot of pot and believes in aliens — come to think of it, those two qualities really go hand-in-hand — but he has the one quality every woman looks for in a man: he will do anything for his girlfriend.
Just like he’s not embarrassed to spend a cozy winter’s day taking selfies with her, he’s not embarrassed to walk around town with a keychain with her name on it.
Now that’s love.
Plus, getting your boyfriend a keychain with your name on it is like the perfect anti-cheating device.
Sure, where there’s a will there’s a way, but if goes out and reverts to his f*ckboy roots, any self-respecting girl will take one look at that keychain and be like, boy bye.
Seriously, the gift idea is brilliant.
Do it and see how your love compares to one of the greatest love stories of the millennial generation.
I double dog dare you.