Gentlemen, This Is Why We Call You ‘F*** Boys’

Boys have lately gotten all butt-hurt about the term “f*** boys.” They insist that girls aren’t so innocent either, and that not all guys are like that. While this argument is completely valid, I don’t think guys being called f***-boys is any more offensive than chicks being dubbed “hoes,” “bitches,” and the ever lovely “woman.” If you’re not really a f***-boy, then you have no reason to get offended now, do you? So for the ladies who want to laugh at f***-boys, or dudes that want to learn how not to be one, feel free to check out below:

Back story: Michael is a promoter who contacted me via Facebook. While it was a bit strange, no reason to turn down free bottles on a Saturday night, right? However, when we met up with him, he had a posse of so many girls that we didn’t even get to skip the line, and when we finally did get in I found out that I was banned from the bar anyways (oops?). Needless to say, we left, but Michael was clearly interested in something other than being my promoter…

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The tits are real sweetie, but with that attitude you probably haven’t seen any in your life to know the difference. Maybe if I had a higher IQ I could aspire to be a club promoter like you? I hear they’re great people….

 

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