Galore’s Real-Life Valentine Studs: Nick, Stand Up Comedian
Valentine’s Day is around the corner. We could be interviewing celebrities, Instagram models, and other guys whose PR teams would restrict half of their answers, but we went a different route.
After all, wouldn’t you rather hear what real guys think about sex? As in, guys who you might actually have a shot at matching with on Tinder this weekend or running into at the bar on February 14th with the other drunk singles.
We’re counting down a new sexy dude every day until Valentine’s Day, and today’s V-Day crush is Nick.
Nick works for an advertising and marketing firm during the day, and does stand-up comedy at night. We all love a guy who’s funny, but Nick’s cute smile and six-pack definitely don’t hurt either.
If you could have a threesome with any celebrity couple, who would it be?
Dead or alive?
Nobody’s asked me that before, let’s go with dead.
Marilyn Monroe and JFK.
Have you ever hooked up with someone and started to regret it immediately? Why?
Every Saturday night. Maybe not every Saturday night, but because of alcohol! I make terrible decisions.
If you wake up with somebody after a drunken night, what’s your go-to move?
Laying the egg the night before. Saying I have to go to church or meet my mom in the morning so I’m out at 8 am tops.
What’s one weird thing you know about sex that you wish you didn’t?
How much better it feels without a condom.
What’s your biggest dating deal breaker?
Being too judgmental of other people.
What’s the one thing that will make you fall for a girl?
If they are good at holding conversation, smart, and easy to talk to.
What’s the one thing that will instantly turn you on in bed?
Probably when a girl takes control.
Do girls take control enough?
It depends how much they’ve been drinking, but I’d say getting more aggresive wouldn’t hurt.
What’s the one thing you refuse to do in bed?
That list is very, very short…I’d be very surprised if there’s anything on that list.
Describe what type you are:
Nice, somewhat funny, and fun. I think I’m fun, I hope so!
What is something all of your ex’s have in common?
They’re pretty smart. They’re very, very smart for not dating me anymore.
What type of person hits on you the most?
Drunk and blind. For sure.
Best gift for V-Day?
Definitely some sort of sport tickets.
What sport do you like to watch the most?
A UFC event or an Eagles game.
What’s your most memorable Valentine’s Day (good or bad)?
Going to Atlantic City with my boys two years ago, that was the best.
What’s the lamest pickup line you’ve ever used?
I’ve pretended my phone was dead to use the girl’s phone to text myself and get their number.
What’s the craziest thing a girl has asked you for in bed?
It was after we got done having sex, as soon as we were done she was like “alright you have to help me make the bed.”
Where would you take a girl for a V-Day date?
A BYOB restaurant.
So you can turn up?
What’s your beverage of choice?
It would be her choice, I’m not picky. She can definitely choose.
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