The Funniest Responses to Beyoncé’s Pregnancy On Twitter
Sometime after two o’clock, on this, the first day of February in this already cursed year of 2017, Beyoncé put on a pair of frilly underwear and let the world know she was preggo. With twinsies.
First, there was chaos.
People were practically tripping over themselves to wish her unborn fetuses a pleasant gestation period on social media.
And then, people were like, “wait, hold up — this is a golden opportunity for a LOL moment,” and then they came up with these mini bursts of glory.
Beyonce and Jay Z’s twins will only be available on Tidal.
— Tinashe Venge (@tnvenge) February 1, 2017
Beyoncé: I can’t just HAVE another baby. I already did that. I’m beyond that.
Beyoncé to Beyoncé: Twins, bitch. Give them twins. pic.twitter.com/ZhW8YdR7If
— i relate (@tbhireIate) February 1, 2017
imagine if ur friend from high school posted this pic.twitter.com/DnfrgHlOnF
— BRANDON WARDELL (@BRANDONWARDELL) February 1, 2017
beyonce gone have 3 kids….. destiny’s child.
— Demetrius Harmon (@meechonmars) February 1, 2017
beyonce’s unborn twins are alrdy richer than me
— levi jed murphy (@levijedmuxphy) February 1, 2017
Me: BEYONCÉ IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS pic.twitter.com/zORmA2TMt5
— Relatable Quotes (@RelatableQuote) February 1, 2017
Imagine if Beyoncé named her twins colours too like “hey blue ivy meet your new sibilings green leaf and red rose”
— Nawal Mahdi II (@NawalMahdi) February 1, 2017
You guys…Donald Trump was elected President 12 weeks ago. Beyoncé literally conceived these twins to give America something to live for.
— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) February 1, 2017
Sad that there are more black people in Beyoncé right now, than in Trumps entire cabinet team.
— Gráinne Maguire (@GrainneMaguire) February 1, 2017
Beyoncé is so generous. This garbage electorate elected an orange bag of bullshit as president, and still, she is giving it two citizens. pic.twitter.com/kmA7k4oXL1
— Michael Arceneaux (@youngsinick) February 1, 2017
Which just goes to show, when God opens a woman’s belly to put a baby in it, a million opportunities open up for us plebeians to make jokes on Twitter.