Every Gloriously NSFW Outfit From Miley Cyrus’s Dead Petz Tour

When it comes to Miley Cyrus, it’s always best to prepare for the weirdest. Ever since the famously eccentric pop star announced that she’d be touring her wonderfully experimental album, Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz, I’ve been counting down the days until I would finally get to bask in glow of seeing the pop provocateur in the flesh.

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My roommate and I both promised ourselves that the next time Miley went on tour, we would be there, standing in the front row with a lit joint in hand. Lo and behold, we didn’t have to wait that long.

However, while there was obviously there was no question about the fact that both of us would be buying tickets the SECOND they were released, there was one giant question on our minds: WTF would she wear?

Starting off with a bang, Miley strutted onstage in a barely there bondage-style one-piece, which the 22-year-old singer accessorized with a glittery David Bowie wig, fake boobs and a prosthetic penis.

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Which at some point, she accessorized further with a glittery unicorn horn and a denim shirt that may or may not have been her latest stoner craft creation.

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Later she changed into what I can only assume is her ‘Party in the USA’ outfit:

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Before donning a gold coat, which echoed back to the pink latex dress she wore at the MTV VMAs.:

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She also wore a gold thong leotard with a pair of matching space boots and a belt that said “Dead Petz”:

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And was still wearing it when she decided to suckle at the pastie-clad teat of Amazon Ashley:

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Miley Cyrus also dressed up like the sun:

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The moon:

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A baby:

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And, of course a stick a butter:

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Oh, and at some point she wore this:

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All in all, it was a party and a sexy time was had by all:

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November 28th literally can’t get here fast enough.

 

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