Embrace Your Tits: Big or Small

The titties are always greener on the other side, aren’t they?

If you’re a member of the itty-bitty committee, you’ve invested in a wonder bra at some point in your life and spent countless minutes staring at Kate Upton and wondering why couldn’t she just share with those less fortunate.

If you’ve been gifted with a heavier set of honkers, you get endless comments of jealousy from your friends, but in reality you are wondering why you make every single top (save a turtleneck..maybe) look slutty, and why you’ll never be able to rock one of those side-boob looks without possibly having a Janet Jackson-esque wardrobe malfunction.

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In reality, we should really just stop analyzing our own boobs and be thankful that this century has provided us with a wide variety of bras for those times when we want to channel Pamela Anderson, or those times we want to channel Audrey Hepburn.

If you have a smaller set, you hardly ever have to wear a bra. That should be a blessing in itself because you save money, comfort, and the worry about if your bra straps are showing or not. You get to wear all the cute backless, side-less, and oversized tops like a goddess (not even going to go into all the lacy bra-lets). Trying to wear those shirts with bigger tits leads to a night of adjusting and asking your friend if your nips are visible. Plus, half the time I try to wear a flawy top, my boobs just end up making me look three sizes larger.

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If you’ve been gifted with love from the breast gods, you never fail to have some great curves in whatever you’re wearing, and you really should show them off! I have way too many friends with great tits that seem to want to hide them like they’re a crime. While the office may not be the place to display your bodacious breasts, there is absolutely no harm in using them to get a couple free drinks on the weekends. The newly popular deep v-neck look was made for you on those nights when you want to rock out with your rack out.

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While we’re always being told to love our bodies, and this can sometimes be hard, you should abso-f***ing-lutely love your titties regardless of their size. While there are certainly times when we curse our large or small-ness, today’s society and fashion allows you to work your curves or lack there of. Besides, booty seems to be the new thing anyway, and that’s something that you actually can change without invasive surgery- get those squats on girl!

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