DJ Mazurbate Makes You Feel Good. REAL GOOD.

 

 

 

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Sooo, let’s just say you’ve been invited to Santo’s Party House or another downtown club kid-bouncing/e-cig-puffing den, and DJ Mazurbate (real name: Matthew Mazur) is on the bill to spin. This means, YOU GO. You go and you stay until last call/until your hot mess ass is escorted out and you wake up cuddling your cat or partially eaten bodega sandwich followed by an all-day ‘Revenge’ marathon. OH! Anyway, as for me, a debauchery-heavy evening spent with Mazurbate typically goes like this: me clawing away at my closet (and by closet I mean floor-to-ceiling pile of clothes) in search of the perfect rave-friendly outfit for the night followed by me schvitzing my booty off on the vodka-drenched dancefloor and probs gushing about whatever uh-mazing head-turning number Mazurbate has chosen to rock before batting my eyelashes in hopes of being offered a drink ticket or six. I’ll have to wait and see how I behave tonight when the self-pegged “energizer DJ bunny” massacres it on the 1s and 2s at Mr. Jeremy Scott’s after-party. You go, boi! If the indescribable immaculateness that Mazurbate was wearing front-row *hair flip* at this afternoon’s show is any indication, then I’m probs gonna faint into the DJ booth over the lewk he serves the kids tonight. The pressure is on, Mazurbate! (PS puhlease blast Brit Brit circa ‘Blackout’ kthxbye)
Mazurbate’s Top 5 NYFW Bangers…
Rihanna – Pour It Up
Munchi – Sandungueo
BIG O – Pop That
La Rissa- I Do Both Jay And Jane
Wilo D Ft Chimbala – Ponteme Me Melma
Top 5 Favorite Music Vids Ever…

Top 5 NYFW Designers…
Jeremy Scott
Theyskens Theory
Y-3
Herve Leger
Cushnie et Ochs
Photo of Matthew Mazzur DJing by Luisa Opalesky

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