These Boujee Chocolate Edibles Are Perf For The Chic Stoner
To steal the words from Forrest Gumpâ€™s mouth, edibles are a lot like a box of chocolates â€“Â you never know what youâ€™re gonna get.
Sometimes they taste like shit but they make you feel like youâ€™re orbiting the moons of Jupiter and sometimes you can eat them all night and barely feel a goddamn thing.
Itâ€™s frustrating to say the least, so when To Whom It MayÂ sent a box of weed truffles to the Galore office, we were all a little skeptical.
But you know what?
They were tasty and they worked so the joke was on us.
And if you’re a chic stoner, you’ll want to try them out â€“ just look at how cute and fancy their truffles are!
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First of all, no matter how what high maintenance, self-enforced dietary restrictions you have, To Whom It May Â has you covered.
None of their truffles have any refined sugars, preservatives, corn, or processed ingredients â€“Â and the box they sent was was gluten free and dairy free.
We got this cute little box featuring four different chocolate flavors â€“Â sweet and spicy, smooth and smoky, bold and boozy, and rich and nutty.
Half of the edibles they sent us had 2 1/2 mg of weed in them â€“Â which is very low â€“Â and half had no weed in them at all. But they also sell edibles with 5mg, 15mg, and 45mg.
Our editor Molly Mulshine had one of the edibles without any weed, and her main comment was that it tasted amazingÂ for people who like dark chocolate.Â “Like seriously,” she said, “I’d put it up against any of the other boujee ass dark chocolate truffles I’ve been known to overspend on.”
Our resident chic stoner Keely Quinlan had one of the chocolates with 2 1/2 mg in it and she said she didnâ€™t really get high, which makes sense, but she had a nice buzz and thought the chocolate tasted nice.
And I agree.
I ate one, and Iâ€™d completely forgotten I even had the chocolate. Then all of a sudden I realized I was about as high as I would be if I took two hits from a joint, or something. What a nice surprise.
And theyâ€™re not even expensive.
A box of four the 2 1/2mg chocolates that we had will only cost you $25 and if you want to go up to 5mg, itâ€™s only $30, which is pretty much the same price youâ€™d be getting from any dealer, but with the added benefits of looking really cute.
Anyway, I recommend that you check it out.
Good edibles are hard to find and these are cute enough that you could whip them out at a party and make everybody think youâ€™re the fanciest motherfucker on the planet.
Seriously, now that marijuana is getting legalized, itâ€™s time to class up your smoking habits.
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