Chloe Grace Moretz Is Giving This Disney Princess A Huge Makeover
If you haven’t already heard the news, our favorite Hollywood-child-star-turned-young-feminist-icon, Chloe Grace Moretz will be starring in the first real life adaption of The Little Mermaid. As if we didn’t already have a million questions about this, such as, is it going to take them ten years to make like it did Avatar? Why isn’t Disney taking this on rather than Universal? What is her shell bra going to look like? Moretz posed a whole new set of questions last night in an interview with Entertainment Tonight when she revealed that our beloved ginger-headed princess will be, in lieu of staying in accordance to the Hans Christian Anderson novel, blonde. So it’s confirmed, everyone really is going platinum these days.
While we’re not sure how we feel about Ariel losing her literal strawberry locks in exchange for some golden ones, there are a couple things we do know. 1) Chloe’s little mermaid is definitely going to be the most “progressive” princess yet, 2) if Kendall Jenner could go platinum, anyone can,
and 3) Chloe Grace Moretz’s bangin’ bikini bod is definitely ready for her shell bra. Damn girl.