What the Chinese New Year Means for Your Horoscope
We know you’re used to paying attention to your star sign — but the Chinese New Year, which starts today, has its own system of astrology to guide you through the next year.
First, a brief history of Chinese astrology: it’s the oldest astrology system. Legend has it that Buddha threw a party and invited all of the animals. Only 12 came, and he rewarded each of them with a year they would rule.
Now, each year is ruled by a different one of those animals. That means the year you were born dictates what your Chinese Astrology sign is — and according to legend, that affects everything from your personality to your career.
The Chinese calendar is based on the phases of the moon. The signs are cyclical and repeat every twelve years unlike western astrology, which cycles monthly. There are 12 animal symbols, each representing the personality traits and characteristics of the person born that year. So all babies born this year will be monkeys.
According to Chinese astrology, people born in the year of the monkey are highly adaptable individuals with very sharp minds, who are constantly on the outlook for new adventures.
Monkeys are not as crazy as you might think. They actually are the problem solvers of the zodiac, and find solutions to even the most complicated problems. Monkeys are able to make order out of chaos.
The fire element will definitely add lots and lots of hot passion. It will be a powerful year for sex lust and love. The monkey encourages you to actually go for your deepest desires in a fiery direct way. Hot, hot, hot.
2015 was the year of the sweet but passive aggressive sheep. That kind of slowed down the process of pursuing our goals. We can get a tremendous amount of work done, now that the year of the mellow sheep is over. The monkey can be very unpredictable though, so be prepared to work hard and stand up for what you deserve.
The essence of the monkey year is to be confident and take risks and bold actions to fulfill our dreams and get what we want.
Here’s what your Chinese astrology sign is, according to your birth year, plus your horoscope for the next year.
People born in 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, and 2008 are rats.
For the power-hungry rat, the monkey year is an excellent year to satisfy appetites. 2004 was the year of the green wood monkey, when brilliant rat Mark Zuckerberg launched his social networking site Facebook.
It would be clever for innovative rats to launch their businesses in 2016, as they could have a real breakthrough this year.
Remember: Sneaky can be good. Control your temper rat.
Famous Rats: Busta Rhymes, Ben Affleck, Cameron Diaz, Geri Halliwell, Scarlett Johansson, Katy Perry
People born in 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, and 2009 are oxes.
The ox is the opposite sign of the monkey, so it can go both ways. Make sure not to go crazy when the people on your team aren’t up to your speed. If planned correctly, this should be a very rewarding year for the ox.
Remember: Don’t be stubborn.
Famous Oxes: Kate Moss, Jane Fonda, Kylie Jenner, Bella Thorne, Picasso, Meryl Streep
People born in 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010 are tigers.
This is an excellent year for the naturally more independent tiger to work in groups. The tiger is used to taking risks so the year of the monkey will be filled with action. No risk, no fun!
Remember: Don’t get too hot-headed.
Famous Tigers: Amber Heard, Misha Barton, Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan, the Olsen twins
People born in 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, and 2011 are rabbits.
The peace-loving rabbit may have to readjust to the monkey’s direct energy.
Be patient and work hard. Finally show everybody what you have been creating in your nest the past couple of months.
Remember: It’s your time to shine.
Famous Rabbits: Drew Barrymore, Johny Depp, Zac Efron, Blake Lively, Brooklyn Decker
People born in 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000, and 2012 are dragons.
The number one, luckiest of them all. The optimistic dragon will have a bangin’ year. Monkeys and dragons play on the same team and they play hard. Collaborate with like-minded individuals. It’s going to be a magical year for you.
Remember: You will be envied.
Famous Dragons: Andy Warhol, Courtney Love, Rihanna, Vanessa Hudgens, Alicia Silverstone
People born in 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001, and 2013 are snakes.
It’s time for a makeover for the mysterious snake.
Change your look and open up to a friend about what you really want.
Remember: Follow your intuition.
Famous Snakes: Juno Temple, Taylor Swift, Gandhi, Chris Brown, Lily Collins
People born in 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002, and 2014 are horses.
Dynamic horses might face delays and disappointments this year, it is very important to think before you act. This may be hard with the fire element influencing the monkey.
When it was the year of the monkey in 2004, Janet Jackson, who is a horse, had a wardrobe malfunction at the Super Bowl. That was kind of embarrassing. Make sure your clothes are secured properly this year.
Remember: Don’t be superficial.
Famous Horses: Jennifer Lawrence, Iggy Azalea, Emma Watson, Kristen Stewart, Rita Ora
People born in 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, and 2003 are sheep.
Artsy and imaginative sheeps will attract new powerful friends and people.
Remember: Don’t let others take advantage of you.
Famous Sheep: Emma Roberts, Nicole Kidman, Tyler the Creator, Julia Roberts, Donatella Versace
People born in 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, and 2004 are monkeys.
It’s your year monkey. Make the most of it, since the spotlight will be on you and it only happens every 12 years. Your personal year combined with fire will be sizzling.
Remember: Go Bananas!
Famous Monkeys: Alicia Keys, Christina Aguilera, Gisele Bundchen, Heather Mills, Kim Kardashian, Marc Anthony, Michelle Williams, Miley Cyrus, Patricia Arquette, Ryan Gosling, Selena Gomez
People born in 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, and 2005 are roosters.
It’s going to be a super hectic year for the rooster. Good thing roosters are so ready to part.
Do we hear wedding bells ring? The fearless rooster might be saying yes more than once. The last time it was the year of the monkey, wild rooster Britney Spears got married twice.
Remember: Don’t be bossy. Accept criticism.
Famous Roosters: Beyonce, J-Lo, Britney Spears, Ariana Grande, Meghan Trainor, Zayn Malik
People born in 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, and 2006 are roosters.
The year of the monkey will be very harmonious for the dog. Listen to older people’s opinions and try to spend more time with your family.
Remember: Make peace with everybody.
Famous Dogs: Justin Bieber, Harry Styles, Dakota Fanning, Mariah Carey
People born in 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, and 2007 are pigs.
The monkey year will be good for both your reputation and romance. Looks like the kind-hearted pig will be reuniting with past lovers and resolve unfinished business.
The last year of the monkey, piggy Arnold Schwarzenegger became Governor of California. Anything can be possible in the year of the monkey! Surprise your tribe.
Famous Pigs: Mila Kunis, Amy Winehouse, Amber Rose, Miranda Kerr, Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid
Best year for: Rat & Dragon
Good year: Rooster & Dog
Challenging year for: Tiger & Pig
Words and illustration by Mi Gerer