Spring is in the air and with the increased sunshine comes greater visibility. And with clearer sight comes the realization that your phone is littered with old f*** buddies, bitter exes, and study partners who never seem to get the hint: total trash. Breathe a deep breath of nice, not-yet-spring air and use these 5 steps to shake off the f***-boys and start fresh.
Step one: Delete the contact info of any guy you wouldn’t f*** sober
Step two: Delete any guy who doesn’t work, isn’t in school, doesn’t have a bank card, or for other reasons gives off a ‘don’t give a f*** about life’ vibe
Step three: Delete every guy who “isn’t looking for a relationship right now and wants to take it slow”
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