6 Booty Call Lines Guys NEED To Stop Using

Our generation is f***ed when it comes to what was once deemed “romance.” The text message has subsequently killed any hope for conversation and courting, and dating has become obsolete to the college dude who can just as easily get laid without having to put in any effort (or money).

That being said, us girls have finally come around to this idea. Not in the sense that we like it, but that we know your game and what you really are planning on doing when you ask us to “come watch Netflix at my place.” Like okay dude, even my seventh grade boyfriend had more game than that.

I get it if you feel too forward texting a chick; “hey, so if you’re not busy tonight I’d love to get my penetration on.” But, sending any one of these messages basically gives us the same idea:

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1. “Come Cuddle”

First off, why on earth would I want to cuddle with a random dude I met at the pub? Probably the same chance I would want to f*** a random guy I met at the pub… nice try, dude.

2. “I Bet My Bed is Comfier Than Yours”

Maybe it is, and maybe it isn’t, but if you think I really care enough to go over to your place and find out- you’re wrong.

3. “Let’s Watch A Movie” (and/or Netflix)

I can watch a movie and/or Netflix in the comfort of my own apartment with no bra, no makeup, and no half-chub pressing against my backside. Thanks though!

4. “Let’s Smoke”

I don’t really smoke, and even if I did, I’d rather do it in front of someone who was comfortable watching me eat an entire pizza. Plus, I’m gonna be way too geeked out to even attempt to have a normal make-out sesh with you.

5. “Wanna hang out?”

This is almost as bad as those middle-school text messaging convos you’d have that would consist of:

“hey what’s up?”

“nm, hbu?”

Could you be any more vague and obvious?! You can hang out with your wang out all by yourself 🙂

6. “What are you up to tonight?”

This will probably be followed by three more vague text messages when it’s obvious that he wants to get together tonight. Take two more shots of Jack and spell it out, you pussy!

I admit that I’m being harsh on these poor, socially awkward, horny boys. So, for those boys reading this and hating on me, I’ll give you another option. Why don’t you try saying “I want to see you tonight.” Simple, easy, honest. Makes a girl feel good that you want to see her (I guess?) and makes your intentions clear without the false pretense of “watching a movie.” 

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