Okay, holy shit! We have all watched Bethenny Frankel’s Skinny Girl Cocktails business sky rocket. The Ex-Real Housewife ended up sitting pretty with her newly acquired twenty-five million dollar net worth. Every mogul needs to grow their business, but maybe Bethenny has taken that a little too literally. This skinny babe has been reported to be looking for the perfect place to grow her own strain of marijuana. This is funny for multiple reasons. One, I’m one hundred percent positive weed makes you fat (not skinny). Two, any misconceptions about whether old women smoke weed or not have now been cleared up. Happy Tuesday, your mother rolls a better blunt than you do.
My coolest friends smoke the most weed. Therefore, weed is cool. What isn’t cool? Skinny Girl Marijuana. I don’t want to see diet obsessed, middle aged women smoking weed just to be skinny. I want to see a hotty with scruff smoking up because he’s awesome! I don’t know, the weed culture has definitely taken a turn with this new generation. We used to admire recreational smoke sessions by watching a Ja Rule music video or even Seth Rogen in Freaks And Geeks, now it’s plastered on socks, crop tops, and there are fourteen year olds smoking out of pipes shaped like a flamingo because they think it’s cute. It’s not cute. All I know is, Bethenny Frankel just made weed basic. May you all spark one up in memory of what was and what never will be — chill weed.
Generally speaking, grade school kinda blows, but pretty much everybody can get behind what happens when it’s time to graduate: getting our very own superlatives. For instance, when I graduated high school, I was voted “Most Dramatic,” and my nemesis was voted “Most Likely to Get Slapped in the Face on Graduation Day.” JK, I
Finsta is the holy grail of social media. In the past year, finstas have evolved into a place where people dish awkward situations, morning-after tales, and most importantly throw mad shade. If you’re lucky enough to have access to someone’s finsta you know that means you’re 1. loyal and 2. worthy of knowing the dirt
Pretty much everything Kate Moss did in the 90s was iconic, like the campaign she did for Calvin Klein’s Obsession fragrance, which catapulted her to a life of not waking up for less than $10,000 a day. And Raf Simons, currently the chief creative officer at Calvin Klein clearly agrees, because he just released some
The good ‘ol 714. Orange County, California — home to Disneyland, and Gwen Stefani’s birthplace. Ever since I moved to New York City and tell people that I’m from California, all anyone ever asks me is, “How’s LA?! I’ve always wanted to go there.” Like, okay? The OC is not LA. Don’t you remember “Laguna Beach”?
