All the best roasts of Taylor Swift’s new song
Last night Taylor Swift dropped her new wack single “Look What You Made Me Do” and it didn’t take long before people were like, “LOL. Are we being punk’d? Wait, let me tweet about it.”
Hope you can stand the heat new Taylor, cuz ur about 2 get roasted.
tbh “the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now” doesn’t have quite the same lyricism as “it’s Britney, bitch”
â€” Daniel Taroy (@danieltaroy) August 25, 2017
After hearing this new single I have never been more confident that Taylor Swift voted for Donald Trump
â€” William Turton (@WilliamTurton) August 25, 2017
sounds like t*yl*r sw*ft listened to a 2003 peaches track
â€” âœ¨dodaiâœ¨ (@dodaistewart) August 25, 2017
you know when they let reality stars do one single?
â€” Alanna Okun (@alanna) August 25, 2017
who let taylor swift watch batman returns pic.twitter.com/cnphWEf0ik
â€” Ali Segel (@OnlineAlison) August 25, 2017
Red: I lost myself
1989: I found myself
Reputation: I’m dead
â€” meg (@andswiftruns) August 25, 2017
THIS IS TAYLOR’S ***LEMONADE*** DRINK UP HATERS 😭 pic.twitter.com/NqkMMTVcSV
â€” Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) August 25, 2017
BRB, resurrecting the old Taylor. pic.twitter.com/bNE4PzFEBD
â€” Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) August 25, 2017
the old taylor VS the new taylor pic.twitter.com/zzUKVO1OeJ
â€” henry 🅴 (@GagaChapel) August 25, 2017
i don’t think there’s been a piece of comedy in the last ten years that is funnier than taylor swift’s new single and edgy rebrand pic.twitter.com/Wk41n7iVKE
â€” demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) August 25, 2017
And here are some bonus ones about Taylor’s upcoming music video, which I just saw and are too good to not put here.
When he fuck me good I take his ass to Cracker Barrel. pic.twitter.com/y4x1m2cDRD
â€” Michael Arceneaux (@youngsinick) August 25, 2017
My daddy Trump supporter, Momma Starbucks drinker,
You mix the mayonnaise with the privilege make a country singer (singer) pic.twitter.com/FE0bPhGOHk
â€” â„ï¸🐺Matt Stark🐺â„ï¸ (@_MatthewBoomin_) August 25, 2017
Ur welcome, fam.