Every Instagram Girl Is Doing These 7 Poses

The Thot Squat has been taking Instagram by storm, but there are only so many times you can squat with your ass out before your BFFs call you out for being a wannabe Jen Selter on Instagram. Sometimes, you’ve got to change it up. That’s why girls like Kylie Jenner, arguably the queen of Instagram herself, vary the poses in their pics.

That being said, if it looks good, it looks good. And there are only so many acceptable poses you can do in a bikini to keep you looking slim without looking like a porn star.

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1. The Thot Squat

Lookin at #bae like 😍 damn get yo fine ass over here 🍓😈 #tbt

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Ass is big right now. So big that if your ass isn’t photogenic (or you can’t Photoshop it to make it be photogenic) you’ll probs never break 5,000 followers. What better way to show off your nice ass than squatting down like a caveman? Clearly there isn’t one.

2. The “I’ve Conveniently Fallen In Front of This Mirror”

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11am 🌼

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If anyone can spend an hour sitting on the ground and trying to capture the perfect selfie while still looking like they just rolled out of bed and onto the floor, it’s a celebrity. But don’t worry, the regular plebeians you know will try it too.

3. The Nap Queen

inhale the good exhale the bad ✨

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Hi @gq_germany!!!!

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power-naps are key ✈️✈️💪🏼 #tommyxgigi #togethertour 📸: @brycescarlett

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Kind of like “I woke up like this,” except more contour and higher heels.

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4. The Shoe Pop

lemon colored vans

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Rainbow girl 💜💚💙💛 #rainbow #hair #throwback #butitsnot #lol

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What better way to show off those kitten heels that are supposed to be all the rage this summer? This pose says, “I’m chill enough to put one knee on the ground, but I’m still way above you.”

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5. The Pensive Ass Shot


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fiji 📍

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This pose says, “here I am, enjoying a beautiful view, while you are sitting on Instagram, enjoying my beautiful ass.”

6. The Wall Hump

Denim on Denim

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smiling cause it’s #saturdaynight

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Instead of posing with a boy toy that you’ll dump in two months, just get sexual on the wall. After all, the wall will always be there for you and won’t DM random Instagram models behind your back.

7. The New Myspace Pose

Having so much fun in Miami with the squad 😋🌴 Where are all my followers at right now?!🌎

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Missing me some of this right now… ☀️🏝 #takemeback

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Remember when everyone’s go-to selfie angle was holding the digital camera high above their head, causing their head and boobs to to look huge while their body looked tiny? Well, believe it or not, people are still kind of doing that — just a little bit differently.

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