9 screenshots of ridic messages girls have received from f*ckboys
It’s a species that seems to be multiplying by the second. In fact, it feels like the male population is entirely fuckboys sometimes. But, as much as fuckboys are a nuisance to society, it’s pretty entertaining to deal with them, especially if you know off the bat exactly what their game is.
We had some girls submit some of the craziest things a fuckboy has ever said to them, check out our faves below.
1. The one who thinks he’s in control
No sir, I do not “comprende.” And FYI, the girl decides when it’s going down!
2. The one who’s extremely detailed
Um…bagging? Also, guys still have tongue piercings in 2017?
3. The one who treats Tinder like a Craigslist deal
His unnecessary pauses just make the whole conversation even creepier.
4. The one who’s honest
Well, at least he gets straight to the point!
5. The one that begs
Word of advice: begging for sex does not get you sex! Neither does talking like a weird erotica book from the 1800’s.
6. The one who thinks over-complimenting you will get him into your pants
Do guys think we’re stupid? It’s honestly insulting when you stoop this low.
7. The one who “hopes your happy”
Somehow, I don’t think “hanging” with you will relieve anyone from the stress of finals. A+ for effort though!
8. The one who clearly hasn’t had sex in a while
Flip a desk?!
9. The one who tries to bribe you
If you need to use weed to get her to hang with you, she’s probs not DTF!